6月平日去故宮參觀「從印象派到現代主義-美國大都會博物館名作展」，
這人潮真是嚇人，雖然不到擁擠程度，但平日上午而且也還沒放暑假，
有想來的人真的趁早，不然就等暑假後了!
@故宮北部院區第二展覽館
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這幅畫叫《沐浴者》，所以這畫家就是個變態偷窺狂，還自動打馬賽克
This painting is called The Bather, so clearly the artist was a creepy voyeur—and he even pixelated the painting himself!
裸女全身唯一的點綴―煙燻妝
The only thing decorating this nude woman is her smoky eye makeup.
去大溪地，還被人發現的偷窺狂
A voyeur who went to Tahiti and still got caught in the act.
原來日本顏文字へのへのもへじ早在1925年就傳到法國啦
So Japan`s “へのへのもへじ” emoji had already made it to France by 1925, huh?
很像電影裡的人工智能投影或意識，也像恐怖片感覺她下一秒會衝過來
She looks like an AI projection from a sci-fi movie—or like she`s about to lunge out of a horror film.
有種你過來啊！
Come at me, if you`ve got the guts!
等等...那翻倒的小凳子發生了什麼事
Wait... what happened with that overturned stool?
以前小情侶挺開放啊，希望他們有噴防蚊液
Couples back then were pretty open-minded. Hope they had mosquito repellent.
這次展覽的主角
當時法國中產階級女生的優雅象徵―彈鋼琴
The star of this exhibition.
Playing the piano—a symbol of elegance for middle-class French girls at the time.
我媽看到這人八成又要問：她是不是甲狀腺亢進？
My mom would definitely ask: “Is this woman hyperthyroid?”
可愛的瑪格是不是尿急？（笑）還是被鄰居怪叔叔用棒棒糖拐來想回家了？
Is sweet little Margot holding in a pee? (lol)
Or did some creepy neighbor lure her here with a lollipop and now she just wants to go home?
好厭世...到底要畫多久？
So dead inside... how long did he spend painting this?
畫家自己站中間超清楚，朋友就糊糊的在旁邊彷彿幽靈，
就是那種跟朋友合照，只把自己修超美不管旁邊人死活的女生啊！
The artist made himself crystal-clear in the center, while his friend next to him is all blurry like a ghost.
Just like that girl who edits herself flawless in group photos and leaves everyone else looking wrecked.
這一桌食物看了沒什麼食慾
This table of food doesn`t exactly whet the appetite.
雖然她只是個認真的《蕾絲女工》，但為什麼看起來這麼像反派啦，
感覺會拿針扎女主的那種
She`s just a hardworking (The) Lacemaker, but why does she look like a villain? Like the type who`d stab the heroine with her needle.
作品名稱叫《兩位飲酒的人》，我看是三位吧，畫家手抖成這樣怎麼可能沒喝
The painting`s called Two Drinkers, but I see three—no way the artist`s shaky hand was sober.
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