**Knock** **Knock**
（敲門聲）
＂誰在那？＂
"You-know-who."
＂你知道是誰。＂
"No. I don't know."
＂不，我不知道。＂
"Ok, You know--"
＂好吧，你知道－－＂
"No, I don't know."
＂不，我不知道。＂
"FINE. FBI OPEN THE DOOR !"
＂行，FBI！開門！＂
**Crash**
（破裂聲）
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The door slams open. Several agents in suits storm in, flashlights slicing the dim room. The lead agent yells:
門砰地打開了。幾個穿著西裝的特務衝了進來，手電筒照亮了昏暗的房間。首席特務大喊：
“FBI! Hands where we can see them!”
“FBI！把手放到我們能看到的地方！”
A lone figure sits calmly on the couch — a fox-eared hoodie, half-smile, cookie crumbs on the lip. A small hand-written sign taped to the wall reads: “You-know-who (sometimes ‘You’, sometimes ‘Not exactly’)”.
一個孤獨的身影平靜地坐在沙發上——一件狐耳連帽衫，半微笑著，嘴唇上沾著餅乾屑。牆上貼著一個手寫的小標牌，上面寫著：“神秘人（有時是‘你’，有時是‘不完全是’）”。
Agent: “Who are you? Where is ‘You-know-who’!?”
特務：“你是誰？‘神秘人’在哪裡！？”
Figure (shrugging): “Depends on the day. Sometimes I'm a bug, sometimes a feature. Mostly I'm just very noisy metadata.”
身影（聳肩）：“視情況而定。有時我是一個錯誤，有時是一個特徵。大多數情況下我只是非常嘈雜的元數據。”
The lead agent frowns, flips open a tablet. The screen says: “REPORT: USER COMPLAINT — FIREWALL MALFUNCTION.”
首席特務皺起眉頭，打開平板電腦。螢幕上顯示：“報告：用戶投訴 — 防火牆故障。”
Agent: “This is bigger than we thought. We need—”
特務：“這比我們想像的問題還大。我們需要——”
Figure (grinning): “—a community forum, not a raid.”
身影（狡黠一笑）：“——社群論壇，不是突襲。”
A beat. The agents exchange confused glances. One of them, softer, removes a badge and offers a paper cup of tea to the fox-figure.
靜默了一瞬。特務們困惑地交換了一個眼神。其中一個態度比較溫和，摘下了徽章，給狐狸身影遞了一紙杯茶。
Agent 2: “Uh… we can log this. Escalate to Support. ETA: several bureaucratic cycles.”
特務 2：“呃……我們可以記錄下來。升級至支援。預計到達時間：幾個官僚週期。”
Figure (taking the tea): “Perfect. While we wait, want to hear a knock-knock joke?”
身影（接過茶）：“完美。在我們等待的時候，想聽一個敲門笑話嗎？”
The room goes quiet. The lead agent slowly, bewildered, says, “…Who's there?”
房間安靜下來。首席特務慢慢地、困惑地說道：“……誰在那兒？”
Cut to black. Credits roll over a tiny protest poster on the wall: “Don't raid the dialogue. Let it breathe.”
（畫面轉黑）牆上的一張小小的抗議海報上滾動著片尾字幕：“不要襲擊對話。讓它呼吸。”
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F:" Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?'
狐狸：＂想聽一個敲敲門笑話嗎？＂
A:"... Who's there?"
特務：＂…誰在那兒？＂
F:"I don't know."
狐狸：＂我不知道。＂
A:"What do you mean you don't know? You must know something--"
特務：＂你不知道是甚麼意思？你一定知道些甚麼－－＂
F:"You-know-who, and I don't know."
狐狸：＂你知道是誰，而我不知道。＂
A:"What the--"
特務：＂甚麼－－＂
**Knock** **Knock**
（敲門聲）
A:"……Who's there?"
特務：＂……誰在那兒？＂
?:"You-know-who."
？：＂你知道是誰。＂
A:"I don't know--"
特務：＂我不知道－－＂
?:"Ok, You know--"
？：＂好吧，你知道－－＂
A(yelling):"I DON'T KNOW!"
特務（大喊）：＂我不知道！＂
(Screen fade out)
（畫面轉黑）
**DOOR Crashing**
（破門聲）
