這次台北當代藝術館的門票變得平凡無奇了，
上次來的時候是火柴盒，這次就只是一般平面門票。
@台北當代藝術館
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廖建忠
這位藝術家無法轉行做水電
This artist definitely wouldn’t survive a career switch to plumbing.
謝牧岐
笑得你發寒
A smile so creepy it gives you chills.
謝牧岐
打馬賽克的部分是哪裡見不得人?快說，大家最愛看這部份了!
What exactly are you censoring with that mosaic blur? Come on, that’s the part everyone wants to see!
蘇育賢
展間這麼大，作品區域這麼小，你知道台北市房價多貴嗎?
看你這空間使用率，想必是大富豪啊
Such a huge exhibition space, and such a tiny display area… Do you know how expensive real estate is in Taipei?
With this kind of space usage, you must be seriously rich.
廖建忠
轉生到異世界的武器就會長這樣
This is what weapons look like when you get reincarnated into another world.
郭柏彥x李珮瑜
喂喂~不能等影響交通後才叫警察啊!
Hey—maybe call the police before it starts blocking traffic?
免費勞力答謝榜
A thank-you board for free labor.
郭柏彥x李珮瑜
躺得長長久久，獲得青光眼成雙成對!
Lie down long enough and your reward? A matching set of glaucoma.
郭柏彥x李珮瑜
我剛開始還想說這兩人到底是觀眾還是展覽的行動NPC，好融入場景，況且這裡畢竟是當代藝術館，有真人NPC好像也不奇怪。(但的確是一般觀眾啦)
At first I couldn’t tell if these two were visitors or part of the exhibition—like live NPCs blending into the scene. I mean, it is a contemporary art museum, so it wouldn’t be that strange. (But yeah, just regular visitors.)
走路草農／藝團
這我家也有欸!!
Hey, I have this at home too!!
走路草農／藝團
讚岐七不思異到底是什麼?太好奇了
What on earth is the “Seven Mysteries of Sanuki”? Now I’m genuinely curious.
走路草農／藝團
交稿期限是每個人的惡夢哈哈哈哈哈
Deadlines are everyone’s worst nightmare hahaha.
水果都好可愛，是說這隻菱角，我去年在高美館的展覽看過你喔!
All the fruits are so cute. Wait—this water caltrop! I saw you at an exhibition in Kaohsiung Museum of Fine Arts last year!
崔廣宇
棒球捕手辛酸打工畫面曝光!
兼職網球陪打，連球拍都買不起，只能帶著家裡的炒菜鍋硬著頭皮上場
The harsh reality of a baseball catcher’s side hustle exposed!
Working part-time as a tennis partner—can’t even afford a racket, so he shows up with a wok from home.
可能叫哆啦B夢的機器貓，乖乖地吃飯中
Possibly a robotic cat named Dora-B… quietly eating its meal.
劉秋兒
多元成家不是這樣用的
That’s… not how “diverse families” works.
樓下的，快看我的新鞋
Hey you downstairs—check out my new shoes!
劉秋兒
同個模板轉個方向再複印一下，就生出第二件作品了
Same template, just rotated and duplicated—boom, a second artwork.
進擊的巨人與他的座騎
Attack on Titan and his mount.
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逛完大概一小時，當代藝術館不愧是當代藝術，
每次來都有一些讓平凡人困惑的作品哈哈哈
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