(2023年12月17日入"即時精選")
English:
Q1:What table has no leg? (What tables grow in the fields?)A: A timetable or vegetable.(Vegetables)
Q2:Why is an empty matchbox the best thing in the world?
A: Because it's matchless(=沒有火柴的; =舉世無雙的).
Q3:Why is a river rich?
A:Because it has two banks. (河的兩岸叫river banks; bank=銀行)
Math數學:
Q: Why are circles so hot?
A: Because they are 360 degrees.
Q: Why are Circles bad at conversations?
A: Because they are pointless.(pointless=沒有尖角=講話沒有重點)
Q: An opinion without 3.14159 is what?
A: An onion. (pi=3.14159)
Chemistry化學:
Q: When will a net hold water?
A:When the water is frozen.
Q:A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?
A:Because the plane is on the ground.
Q:What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什麼放在冰箱裡還會是熱的？）
A:Pepper.(hot=熱、辣)
Q:Which is faster? Hot or cold?（哪個比較快？Hot 或是 cold？）
A: hot, because you can catch a cold. (catch a cold=得到感冒/追得上"冷")
Geography地理:
Q:I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees; rivers but without water;what am I?
A: A map.
Biology生物:
Q:Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?（為什麼蝦子不分享他的寶藏？）
A:Because he was a little shellfish.（因為他是一個小甲殼類。shellfish甲殼類音似selfish自私）
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?（一個沒有眼睛的鹿叫做什麼？）
A:NO IDEA (不知道！no-eye-deer沒有眼睛的鹿)!
Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
Q: What fruit is never found singly ? (什麼水果永遠不會是單個的？）
A: A pear.(梨子，諧音a pair一對)
Q:What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
A:When it's raining cats and dogs.(rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
Q:When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
A:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤, flea market 舊貨市場 )
Q: What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
