第一次在微風信義B3看展，抵達後看到場地傻眼，
就這樣?長這樣然後門票$300?
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如果做得到現在洗碗台就不會長這樣了
If I could actually do that, my sink wouldn’t look like this right now.
沉沒成本效應
The sunk cost fallacy.
顏色不一樣、功能不一樣!
有出新的就要買來用看看，說不定更適合我!
Different color, different function!
If there’s a new one, I have to try it—maybe it suits me better!
就是起不來你是在哪裡講什麼風涼話
I just can’t get up—what kind of useless comment is that?
有意義，健檢報告的數字長得就是會比較好看
It matters—the numbers on my health report will look better.
收藏跟支持歌手你懂嗎!
Collecting and supporting an artist—you get it, right?
老闆我現在離職!
你才該想想工作量分配是不是有問題!!!
Boss, I quit right now!
You should be the one thinking about whether the workload distribution is messed up!!!
我現在要的是情緒價值，不是在問你建議，我知道怎麼做!
What I need right now is emotional support, not advice—I know what to do!
啊對!沒錯!預留了賴床的時間
Oh right! Exactly! I scheduled time for staying in bed.
提醒你這首唱完要記得喊安可
Just reminding you—don’t forget to shout “encore” after this song.
你先跟我的存款談談，再來跟我講這個
Go talk to my savings first, then come back and say that to me.
會這樣講的就是需要擔心的那種人
Anyone who says that is exactly the kind of person to worry about.
但沒說還要不同公式搭配啊
But no one said I had to use different formulas together.
我真的沒懂，直接問可以確保拿到喜歡的不好嗎?
I really don’t get it—why not just ask directly to make sure I get what I like?
烤儀式感跟氛圍感
It’s all about the ritual and the vibe of grilling.
那表示說明書寫得還不夠清楚
That just means the instructions aren’t clear enough.
洗澡本身就是個累人的大工程了
Taking a shower is already a whole exhausting project.
千萬別說!肯定會生氣喔!
Don’t say it! They’ll definitely get mad!
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