我真的沒懂這個展!
整個展極簡到一個不可思議，勉為其難的互動也只是幾個按了發出相同聲音的按紐，
以及幾個壓克力的拍照小板子，感覺這內容出成一本插畫書會比較適合，
做成一個展還要收到$300的門票，
40分鐘就逛完「我看你是沒懂喔展」+「我感到高興的小事展」，
逛完我都很對不起被我叫來看展的同行友人。
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這叫造型
This is called style.
你行你來!!!
If you think you can, you do it!!!
我就是這種人哈哈哈，會平日排休出去玩、假日不出門的人
I’m that kind of person, haha—I take days off on weekdays to go out and stay in on weekends.
我會爬起來關掉鬧鐘再睡回去
I’ll get up, turn off the alarm, and go right back to sleep.
「飯後」甜點，吃飽才能吃甜點啊
“After-meal” dessert—you can only eat dessert after you’re full.
這我真心不懂，不曉得會不會跟日本文化有關。不舒服就請假不然呢?
I honestly don’t get this—maybe it’s related to Japanese culture? If you feel unwell, just take leave, right?
不知道怎麼回、現在沒心情回、忙碌中沒空回，就是可以有一百種理由不現在回
Not knowing how to reply, not in the mood, being busy—there are a hundred reasons not to reply right now.
你色盲?
Are you colorblind?
不可以呦
Nope, not allowed.
在家工作就會突然變得很想打掃家裡
Working from home suddenly makes me want to clean the house.
I人地獄
Introvert hell.
乾你屁事
None of your damn business.
你到底哪來的精神跟力氣?
Where on earth do you get the energy for that?
時間內就是做不完喔，做完了你也會再塞新東西來，依然做不完喔
It just can’t be finished in time—and even if it is, you’ll pile on more, so it’ll still never be done.
那我還要你叫我起床幹嘛!!!
Then what do I need you to wake me up for!!!
然後明天一大早再問：「我昨天交代的東西做好了沒?」
And then tomorrow morning you’ll ask, “Did you finish what I told you yesterday?”
你可以找AI畫喔(微笑)
You can ask AI to draw it (smile).
就像跟神燈許的第一個願望要是”可以再有無數個願望”
It’s like making your first wish to a genie be “I want infinite wishes.”
就算你知道成本，我也不會算你成本價喔
Even if you know the cost, I’m not giving it to you at cost price.
掰掰~我馬上回家
Bye~ I’m heading home right now.
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